But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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