Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
We're not piercing ourselves today.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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