And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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