last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
My pussy is not your playground.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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