i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I understand Curling. That high.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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