Jerry, you need to find god
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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