i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
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it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
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You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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