Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
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