We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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