I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
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Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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