is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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