I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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