Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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