Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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