I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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