How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
You may now shotgun with the bride
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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