her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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