super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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