Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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