like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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