How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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