Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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