...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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