is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
did i walk over a car last night?
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I fill condoms, not promises.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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