he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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