oh god the rape fog is back!
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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