Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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