we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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