He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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