Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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