Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Bring me that man meat
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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