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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
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Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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