I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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