PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
