ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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