come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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