Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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