I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Farmville is her only friend.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
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well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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