dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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