he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Help. Why am I so naked?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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