I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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