Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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