He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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