your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
