I like my sex mixed with concussions.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
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time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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