I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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