we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
