Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
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