Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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