we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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