Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"