You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar