Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
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