He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
