Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
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