Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
We don't watch enough power rangers
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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