"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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