Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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