Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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