end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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