ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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