I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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