People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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