Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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